The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“The QB looks at Bachman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Bachman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
82%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bachman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.