The Shadow Coverage Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Bachman was due a breakout.
- Bachman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.