The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bachman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
89%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bachman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.