The Mystery Tweak Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- A mysterious flag erases Bachman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bachman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.