The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- Bachman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Bachman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bachman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.