The Dropped Pass Hex of Alex Bachman
Alex Bachman · LAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Bachman, that's a flag." Bachman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bachman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bachman's stadium. Only over Bachman.
- Bachman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Wake Forest's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bachman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Bachman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Bachman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Bachman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.