The Late Scratch Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“The QB looks at St. Brown exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- St. Brown is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
St. Brown drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.