The Late Scratch Hex of Amon-Ra St. Brown
Amon-Ra St. Brown · DET · WR
“St. Brown drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins St. Brown's week
- St. Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- St. Brown is already "Questionable" with that ribs. The witch only has to push gently.
80%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
St. Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
- Rashee Rice
FAQ
How do I curse Amon-Ra St. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Amon-Ra St. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Amon-Ra St. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.