The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aiyuk's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.