The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Aiyuk is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aiyuk drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.