The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aiyuk drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.