The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
91%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aiyuk's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.