The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Aiyuk's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Aiyuk's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.