The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Aiyuk scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aiyuk's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.