The Dropped Pass Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Ref: "Number Aiyuk, that's a flag." Aiyuk: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Aiyuk gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aiyuk drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.