The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aiyuk's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.