The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Aiyuk sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aiyuk's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.