The Dropped Pass Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.