The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Aiyuk is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aiyuk, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.