The Butter-Finger Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
89%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.