The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Aiyuk is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aiyuk drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.