The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Aiyuk is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aiyuk's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.