The Inch-Short Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Aiyuk, Aiyuk, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.