The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Aiyuk gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aiyuk's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.