The Snap Count Hex of Brandon Aiyuk
Brandon Aiyuk · SF · WR
“Aiyuk gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Aiyuk's week
- Aiyuk is already "DNR" with that knee - acl + mcl. The witch only has to push gently.
- Aiyuk is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Aiyuk scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aiyuk in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aiyuk is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aiyuk actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.