The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
87%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.