The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
84%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Presley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.