The Dropped Pass Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.