The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.