The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Presley was due a breakout.
- Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Presley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.