The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.