The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- A mysterious flag erases Presley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
86%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Presley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.