The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Presley's stadium. Only over Presley.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Presley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
86%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.