The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.