The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
82%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.