The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Presley's stadium. Only over Presley.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Presley, Presley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.