The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Presley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.