The Hamstring Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“The QB looks at Presley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.