The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Presley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.