The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.