The Dropped Pass Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
89%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Rams down to grief,
Presley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.