The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Presley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.