The Phantom Flag Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Presley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Presley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.