The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“The broadcast shows Presley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Presley's stadium. Only over Presley.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Presley, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.