The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.