The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Ref: "Number Presley, that's a flag." Presley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Presley gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.