The Late Scratch Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Presley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Presley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.