The Shadow Coverage Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Presley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
89%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Presley's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.