The Snap Count Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
- Presley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Presley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.