The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brennan Presley
Brennan Presley · LAR · WR
“Presley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Presley's week
- Presley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Presley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Presley's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brennan Presley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brennan Presley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brennan Presley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.